Today was INSANE.

School was so great, hehe. 3rd block was a blast haha. Jeff tho seriously you need to stop referring to me as "hey bitch", one of these days I will hit you. But, besides that! We went to the computer lab lol. Good times.

Chrysta: "Tim you smell like peas, not pee, but like peas you know?"
Tim: "Hey yeah I do, hmm."
Sarah: "Yeah, I agree."

So after like ten minutes of smelling Tim.. I just shoot out.. "So is it because of his herpes he smells like peas? Herpes, peas... herpeas?? HAHA." And Tim just goes "HEH HEH HEH HEH HEH." This whole hilareous hicup laugh comes out, I almost died..

At lunch they were throwing around this meatball.. I don't have anything else to say about this.. haha. Ok I gotta work, I'll come back and finish later lol!

OK back! it's 11:13pm on the 31st.

So Chrysta farted on me. Then she farted on my homosexual co-worker Jose. It was dreadful, guys, really. I couldn't stop laughing. I nearly collapsed from lack of oxygen. They hung around for like ages. Then we went into the mall during my break, where these [attractive] band guys came up to us and we're like "Hey please come to our show." They gave us [Chrysta] a flier and stuff, we're not going. But of course, I ended up trailing along with the two goofs (chrysta and steph) following the guys around. It was weird. Not my thing, but whatever! It was funny because I decided, well since I don't wanna be following around these boys, I will make a spectacle of myself. I started yelling, "I have to pee! I have to peeeeeeeee!!!" Chysta was like "NOOOO" she didn't wanna be embarrassed in front of the boys ooooo! But she gave in to my school-girl charm and started screaming at the top of her lungs "SHE HAS TO PEEEEE!!!" It was gorgeous. She flipped out right in front of the security guards LOL! Right the heck on!

Later... We went on a quest for Mike. They couldn't find him on their own. Hence, I was recruited. I founded him in the break room. I figured heck I am NOT gonna disturb him for the sake of the crazed psychos out there! Left him where he was.

Meanwhile.. I see Chrysta and Stephs squashed faces in the window of the door.. I laugh.. then I see Chrysta... LICKING THE WINDOW??? I scream.. It was the shit. I would do that.. I mean, if I can eat mashed potato off the floor where people walk all day, I sure as anything will lick a window.

Steph dropped Chrysta off with her daddio and then came back to harrass me! It was cool tho. She and Chrysta made such good friends with Jose. We're all going to go to the movies one night together hehe.

I got hit on by a middle-aged man again that night. This time I have proof though. Steph witnessed it. So now you all know that I don't just make up this bull about me getting hit on every day like 24-7. Seriously, this is my life.

Oh gross, this is my life...