Jon's blog:

"OHHHHH we had a fire drill today. That was fun, I got sexually molested by Sarah and Chrysta, and I sexually molested them back by rubbing my hot hot HOT non-existant ass on them."

For your information Jon, I would never sexually molest anyone. Number one, to count something as molestation you have to NOT LIKE IT retard! Secondly, it was all my fault what happened. We were just walking in to the building and Chrysta was make-believe grabbing your bum and I knew she wanted to so I helped her. I never touched you. There was no reason for you to go and back your bottom into me. Disco is dead my friend, let it go.. let it go...

Jon you make me laugh:

"Snowstorm tomorrow night. I seriously think I would have an orgasm out of my ears if we had no school."

How do you have an orgasm out of your ears, dude? Seriously. When you find out let me know because I know so many people who would pay big to get a hold of that kind of info.. Tantric yo.. Outasight!

Ok, I am definitely gone now, hehe.